Code #32

Live the code.

Brut Code #32 – If a mate’s fly is down, its his problem. You DIDN’T see anything!

Tommy and Joe were on their way to the 1994 Ace of Base concert in Brisbane, QLD, when they stopped at a 7/11 for a Slushy. Joe also used the bathroom facilities and had forgotten to zip up. When alerted to this indiscretion by Tommy, Joe hastily clutched and yanked at the zip, unfortunately catching skin on the way up. Joe declared that his pain would not be suffered in vain, and proposed his inclusion to the code.

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Directions

SHAKE CAN WELL BEFORE USE (its not hard…) Spray 15cm away from body. Do not spray on broken or sore skin, that would be stupid. Stop use if irritation develops or see a doctor, there’s a cream for that. Do not spray near eyes or face (Duh).

CAUTION

Pressurised dispenser. Protect from sunlight and do not expose to temperatures exceeding 50°C. Do not pierce or burn even when empty. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be fatal.

WARNING

Do not spray near naked flame or any hot surface. Keep away from sources of ignition – no smoking.